The Pork-Chop Express // Mystic Chinatown Graphic Tee

$35.00

“Like I told my last wife, I says, ‘Honey, I never drive faster than I can see. Besides that, it’s all in the reflexes.'”

A high-voltage tribute to 1986 mystical action cinema. Featuring Jack Burton’s iconic freight rig slicing through neon Chinatown storms, direct-to-garment printed on ultra-soft ring-spun combed cotton.

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Description

Everybody relax, Jack’s here.

The Pork-Chop Express Graphic Tee pays homage to the neon-drenched, sorcery-fueled streets of 1986 San Francisco Chinatown. Centered around the legendary freight hauler charging through supernatural green lightning and ancient triad storms, this piece channels pure 80s kung-fu grindhouse energy into a refined streetwear silhouette.

Garment & Print Details

  • Fabric: 100% combed ring-spun cotton (4.2 oz / premium soft-hand feel).
  • Print Technique: High-definition Direct-to-Garment (DTG) print with soft, breathable eco-inks that fuse directly into garment fibers.
  • Fit: Standard modern unisex fit. True to size (size up for an oversized vintage fit).
  • Durability: Side-seamed construction with shoulder-to-shoulder taping for lasting shape retention.
  • Production: Made on-demand to eliminate excess textile waste.

Care Instructions

Machine wash cold, inside-out, on a gentle cycle with mild detergent. Tumble dry on low or hang dry for maximum graphic life. Do not iron directly over the print.

Additional information

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